SCRAPS

NOT WARRANTED GENUINE.

"Your beer is very indifferent," said a traveller "I can warrant it well hopped, Sir," replied the landlord. "Yes," rejoined the other, "if it had hopped much further, it would have hopped it water."

AN AMENDMENT.

"Should I be discovered I am lost!" exclaimed the hero of a Coburg melodrame, as he concealed himself in a closet on the stage. "Should you be discovered you are found," was the amendment of a wag in the gallery."