TALES OF THE CRUSADERS. BY THE AUTHOR OF "WAVERLEY, IN FOUR VOLUMES. VOL. I. THE BETROTHED. NEW-YORK: PUBLISHED BY E. DUYCKINCK, COLLINS & HANNAY, COLLINS & co., E. BLISS AND E. WHITE, and w. b. gilley. J. & J. HARPER, PRINTERS. INTRODUCTION. MINUTES of Sederunt of a General Meeting of the Share-holders designing to form a Joint-Stock Company, united for the purpose of writing and publishing the class of works called the Waverley Novels, held in the Waterloo Tavern, Regent's Bridge, Edinburgh, 1st June, 1825. [THE reader must have remarked, that the various editions of the proceedings at this meeting were given in the public papers with rather more than usual inaccuracy. The cause of this was no ill-timed delicacy on the part of the gentlemen of the press to assert their privilege of universal presence wherever a few are met together, and to commit to the public prints whatever may then and there pass of the most private nature. very unusual and arbitrary methods were resorted to on the present occasion to prevent the reporters using a right which is generally conceded to them by almost all meetings, whether of a political or commercial descrip tion. over. But Our own reporter indeed was bold enough to secrete himself under the Secretary's table, and was not discovered till the meeting was well nigh We are sorry to say he suffered much in person from fists and toes, and two or three principal pages were torn out of his note-book, which occasions his report to break off abruptly. We cannot but consider this behaviour as more particularly illiberal on the part of men who are themselves a kind of gentlemen of the press; and, considering the annoying frequency of their publications, even in the periodical press; and they ought to consider themselves as fortunate that the misused reporter has sought no other vengeance than from the tone of acidity with which he has seasoned his account of their proceedings.-Edinburgh Newspaper.] A meeting of the gentlemen and others interested in the celebrated publications called the Waverley Novels, having been called by public advertisement, the same was respectably attended by various literary characters of eminence. And it being in the first place understood that individuals were to be denominated by the names assigned to them in the publications in question, Eidolon was unanimously called to the chair, and Jonathan Oldbuck, Esq. of Monkbarns, was requested to act as secretary. The Preses then addressed the meeting to the following purpose :"GENTLEMEN, "I need scarce remind you, that we have a joint interest in the valuable Property which has accumulated under our common labours. While the public have been idly engaged in ascribing to one individual or another the immense mass of various matter which the labours of many bad accumulated, you, gentlemen, well know, that every person in this numerous assembly has had his share, before now, in the honours and profits of our common success. It is indeed to me a mystery how the sharp-sighted could suppose so huge a mass of sense and nonsense, jest and earnest, humorous and pathetic, good, bad, and indifferent, amounting to scores of volumes, could be the work of one hand, when we know the doctrine so well laid down by the immortal Adam Smith, concerning the division of labour. Were those who entertained an opinion so strange, not wise enough to know that it requires twenty pair of hands to make a thing so trifling as a pin-twenty couple of dogs to kill an animal so insignificant as a fox ?" "Hout, man!" said a stout countryman, "I have a grew-bitch at hame will worry the best tod in Pomaragaires, before you could say Dumpling." "Who is that person?" said the Preses, with some warmth as it appeared to us. "A son of Dandie Dinmont's," answered the unabashed rustic" God, ye may mind him, I think !-ane o' the best in your aught I reckon. And ye see I am come into the farm, and maybe something mair, and a wheen shares in this buik-trade of yours." "Well, well," replied the Preses, "peace, I pray thee, peace.-Gentlemen, when thus interrupted, I was on the point of introducing the business of this meeting, which, as is known to most of you, is the discussion of a proposition now on your table, which I myself had the honour to suggest at last meeting, namely, that we do apply to the Legislature for an Act of Parliament in ordinary, to associate us into a corporate body, and give us a persona standi in judicio, with full power to prosecute and bring to conviction all encroachers upon our exclusive privilege, in the manner therein to be made and provided. In a letter from the ingenious Mr. Dousterswivel which I have received--" Oldbuck, warmly-" I object to that fellow's name being mentioned; he is a common swindler." "For shame! Mr. Oldbuck," said the Preses, to use such terms respecting the ingenious inventor of the great patent machine erected at Groningen, where they put in raw hemp at one end, and take out ruffled shirts at the other, without aid of hackle or rippling comb, loom, shuttle, or weaver, scissors, needle, or seamstress. He is just completing it, by addition of a piece of machinery to perform the work of the laundress; but when it was exhibited before his honour the burgomaster, it had the inconvenience of heating the smoothing-irons red hot: excepting which, the experiment was entirely satisfactory. He will become as rich as a Jew." "Well," added Mr. Oldbuck, "if the scoundrel " "Scoundrel, Mr. Oldbuck," said the Preses, "is a most unseemly expression, and I must call you to order. Mr. Dousterswivel is only an eccentric genius." 66 'Pretty much the same in the Greek," muttered Mr. Oldbuck; and then said aloud, "and if this eccentric genius has work enough in singeing the Dutchman's linen, what the devil has he to do here!" Why, he is of opinion, that at the expense of a little mechanism, some part of the labour of composition of these novels might be saved by the use of steam." There was a murmur of disapprobation at this proposal, and the words, "Blown up," and "Bread taken out of our mouths ;" and "They might as well construct a steam parson," were whispered. And it was not without repeated calls to order, that the Preses obtained an opportunity of resuming his address. "Order!-Order! Pray, support the chair! Hear, hear, hear the chair!" Gentlemen, it is to be premised, that this mechanical operation can only apply to those parts of the narrative which are at present composed out of common-places, such as the love-speeches of the hero, the description of the heroine's person, the moral observations of all sorts, and the distribution of happiness at the conclusion of the piece. Mr. Dousterswivel has sent me some drawings, which go far to show, that by placing the words and phrases technically employed on these subjects, in a sort of frame-work, like that of the Sage of Laputa, and changing them by such a mechanical process as that by which weavers of damask alter their patterns, |