THE VIČAR IN SYNOD-PLAN ARRANGED. 353 tendants withdrew, leaving us in peaceable possession. I now expected to be summoned before the magistrates, and, receiving a letter with S- post-mark on the Wednesday next, I had no doubt but it was to call me up. However, it afforded me no small satisfaction to learn from this epistle, that the father of the gentleman in office, having been an attentive observer of our whole service, sent for his son afterwards and observed to him-'I was very sorry to see you interrupt those quiet people, and I most heartily wish you had stayed the whole of the meeting, as I did. I am persuaded the people are loyal and inoffensive, and what the gentleman preached was truly scriptural, and perfectly agreeable to the homilies and Prayer-book of the Church of England; and I do think that, instead of proceeding against them, you should rather make some apology for your conduct.'" On another occasion he met with a reception far more fierce. This was organized by the vicar of the place and his churchwardens, in synodical vestry assembled, demonstrating thoroughly the entirely political tendency of the 'Church and State' wherever it is rampant. The vicar himself headed the ecclesiastical malcontents, by supplying them copiously with strong beer from the neighbouring public-house. These were the glorious days of clerical High Caste. The whole occurrence he appears soon after to have thrown into the following verses :— 'Assembling crowds with eager steps combine, To hear the joyful sound of grace divine; To hymn the Saviour's praise, His power to sing- The favour'd village in that manor lies, Where ancient Bruce's column climbs the skies. To hear the truth, and sing their Maker's praise.3 "These worldly alliances exercised a prejudicial influence over the two forms of Protestantism in England. Whenever a system of religion subjects itself to a political system, it forfeits its exalted aims, its liberty, and its vitality; its real shape is lost, and it becomes embarrassed and enslaved. Vital Christianity did not expand in the Establishment as might have been expected from a church which had its Latimers and Ridleys; and the worship of the State was attached, on the contrary, to forms and ceremonies which assimilated it in some degree with royalty."-D'AUBIGNÉ. 2 "A sycamore tree."-LUKE, xix. 4. 3 A great number of boys ascended the tree, and sat on the huge spreading branches. Oh! I have seen cathedrals less sublime, For Rumour said, 'Behold, they come to town, Or, down they'll pull our Church, stone after stone. Our triple grandeur, levell'd with the ground Gamaliel says, "From all such men refrain." That they, forsooth, are authorized to preach They say he was a "Doctor," that might be ; Unless he smuggled o'er a Scotch degree! Big with false doctrine, heresy, and schism. A vestry-meeting was held. 2 At this period, the sale of "Solomon's Balm of Gilead" was as extensive as that of the late "Morison's Pills," THE VICAR HEADS THE ARTILLERY OF BACCHUS. Tortures and flames our Mary, too, supplied Our racks, our whips, our thumb-screws, now no more, The next in fame, the huntsman of the pack, The hierarch may ape that power of heaven, Or consecrates the heart. Hail, Power Divine ! But not alone by shouts did they excite; To persecute this way' with impious din. 1 Lord Sidmouth's Act was passed soon after. 355 As we with him, he is with us, content- For 'twill be thought, from what these babblers tell, Succour'd His servants, now their burdens bore.2 And, disregarding former compacts, rise, Our prayers, however, saved them from his blows. Brave Bacchus, who from neighbouring cellar drew Of reason from those poor trepann'd men's brains. Your friend's unparallel'd philanthropy. Come, loyal souls, here's to the "CHURCH AND KING!" With three times three make all the parish ring! Huzza, my boys! another bumper take, And drive the other down for Charlotte's sake. 1 The early name for our present "navvies," originally employed in exca vating the canals of the country. 2 The minister's little boy, about ten years of age, stood up and gave out a hymn at this threatening aspect of affairs. This appears to have had the marvellous effect described in this passage. ANOTHER BUMPER. -"THE RIGHT SIDE OF THE HEDGE." 357 Bravo, my bucks! again, again, again! The cans all out?-go, fill them then again.' To flood more fatal these poor swine were given. Choked by the poison'd element, they sunk : THINK OF THE RECKONING, YOU WHO MADE THEM DRUNK!" This energetic evangelist had been, when a young man, a keen sportsman and a first-rate shot; and there were but few places in those counties in which he was preaching, of which he had not an intimate knowledge, a fact which, on one occasion, stood him in good stead. He thus writes :— "When the service began, a constable with a warrant from a neighbouring magistrate requested that some of us would go with him to the squire. Two of our respectable friends accompanied him, while Mr. E. and myself were left to conduct the worship. Shortly after another constable came with a second warrant, to take up the preacher. Mr. E. was just quoting his text—'Go ye into all the world and preach the Gospel to every creature.' 'You must go with me, sir,' said the man, stepping up to him; however, the preacher continued. The constable then took him by the coat, exclaiming still louder, 'You must go with me, sir;' but Mr. E. was determined upon delivering his message. To prevent further confusion, I went up and begged to look at his authority, which he very civilly showed me, Mr. E. still proceeding. I asked him 'In and for what county. was this warrant issued?'' Hampshire, sir.'—'Do you know the division of the counties?'-'Yes, sir.'- Tell me, then, in what county is the preacher now standing?' The man paused and smiled, and, looking somewhat foolish, observed, 'He is upon the right side of the hedge, sir;' for he was actually standing in Berkshire, while his congregation was in Hampshire, the line of demarcation which separates the counties being between them. I do not know that my knowledge of geography was ever more serviceable to me or to my friends than on this occasion. The gentle constable stood and heard the whole of the discourse, and seemed as much interested in it as any of the company." On other occasions, we find him encountering the same settled hostility from the guardians of the law as of the Gospel. In fact, at this era the State and the Church pulled furiously together against what Puseyite dignitaries still call "schismatics." On the passing of Lord Sidmouth's act in favour of dissenters, we find this noble-minded Englishman resolutely reading a lesson of law to a magistrate who had refused to administer the oath as required by the act. After much difficulty, an interview took place, and the following dialogue ensued: |