See, to their feats they hye with merry glee, All but the wight of bum y-galled, he Abhorreth bench, and ftool, and form, and chair, (This hand in mouth y-fix'd, that rends his hair,) And eke with fnubs profound, and heaving breaft, Convulsions intermitting, does declare His grievous wrong, his dame's unjust beheft, And fcorns her offer'd love, and fhuns to be carefs'd. His face befprent, with liquid crystal shines; All, all, but the, the author of his shame; Behind fome door, in melancholy thought, Mindlefs of food, he, dreary caitiff! pines; Ne for his fellows' joyaunce careth aught, But to the wind all merriment resigns, And deems it fhame if he to peace inclines: And many a fullen look askaunce is fent, Which for his dame's annoyance he defigns ; And still the more to pleasure him she's bent, The more doth he, perverse, her 'haviour past refent. Ah me! how much I fear, left pride it be ! Beware, ye dames, with nice difcernment fee Ye quench not too the fparks of nobler fires: Ah! better far than all the Muses' lyres, All coward arts, is valour's gen'rous heat; The firm fix'd breaft which fit and right requires, Like Vernon's patriot soul; more juftly great Than craft that pimps for ill, or flow'ry falfe deceit ! Yet, nurs'd with skill, what dazzling fruits appear! A little bench of heedlefs bishops here, Or bard fublime, if bard may e'er be fo; As Milton, Shakespeare, names that ne'er shall die! Though now he crawl along the ground fo low; Nor weeting how the Mufe fhould foar on high, Wifheth, poor ftarv'ling elf! his paper-kite may fly. And this perhaps, who, cens'ring the defign, Low lays the house which that of cards doth build, Shall Dennis be! if rigid Fates incline; And many an epick to his rage shall yield, And many a poet quit th' Aonian field: And, four'd by age, profound he shall appear, As he who now, with 'fdainful fury thrill'd, Surveys mine work, and levels many a fneer, And furls his wrinkly front, and cries, "What stuff "" is here?" But now Dan Phoebus gains the middle sky, And, like a rushing torrent, out they fly, And now the graffy cirque han cover'd o'er 3: With boift'rous revel-rout and wild uproar. But most in courts, where proud Ambition tow'rs; In paftry kings and queens th' allotted mite to spend. may no wight e'er pennylefs come there, Left, fmit with ardent love, he pine with hopeless care See! cherries here, e'er cherries yet abound, With thread fo white in tempting posies ty'd, Scatt'ring like blooming maid their glances round, With pamper'd look draw little eyes afide, And must be bought, though penury betide: The plum all azure, and the nut all brown; And here, each season, do those cakes abide, Whofe honour'd names th' inventive city own, Rend'ring thro' Britain's ifle Salopia's praises known.+ Admir'd Salopia! that with venial pride Eyes her bright form in Severn's ambient wave, Fam'd for her loyal cares in perils try'd ; Her daughters lovely, and her striplings brave: Ah! midft the reft, may flow'rs adorn his grave, Whofe art did first those dulcet cates display! A motive fair to Learning's imps he gave, Who cheerless o'er her darkling region stray, Till Reafon's morn arife, and light them on their way. + Shrewsbury cakes. VERNON. THE PARISH CLERK. LET courtly bards, in polish'd phrafe, indite Soft madrigals, to celebrate the fair; Or paint the splendour of a birthday night, Where peers and dames in shining robes appear: The task be mine, neglected worth to praise, Alas! too often found, in thefe degen'ráte days. O gentle Shenftone! could the felf-taught Mufe, Who joys, like thine, in rural fhades to stray, Could the like thine, while fhe her theme purfues, With native beauties deck the pleafing lay; Then should the humble Clerk, of Barton-Dean, An equal meed of praise with thy School-mistress gain. Ent'ring the village in a deep-worn way, Hard by an aged oak, his dwelling ftands; All rudely rais'd by his forefathers' hands: And naked arm, he at his anvil plies, And eke when Vefper gilds the western skies: The bellows roar, the hammers loud refound, And from the tortur'd mass the sparkles fly around. Hither the truant fchool-boy frequent wends, And flily, peeping o'er the hatch, is feen To note the bick'ring workman, while he bends The fteed's ftrong fhoe, or forms the fickle keen. Unthinking, little elf, what ills betide, Of breech begalled fore, and cruel task befide! A deep hiftorian, well I wot, is he; And many tomes, of ancient lore, has read Of England's George, the flow'r of chivalry, Of Merlin's Mirror, and the Brazen Head; With hundred legends more, which to recite, Would tire the wifeft nurfe,and fpend the longest night. |